The Church of The Lowest Common Denominator

The founding principal of the Church is to emulate the life of the poorest and most destitute that you are aware of. In the late C19th it was the rural poor of Scotland or an urban destitute of London's East End that Eugene and his flock emulated. In today's age of global communication the subject of the church's devoted assimilation are the most miserable denizens of Somalian refugee camps.

With literally nothing except, ironically, the grand Victorian river-front palace in which they abide, the 'LCDs' suffer terrible hunger, thirst and health problems for their faith. Many suffer from Kwashiorkor (swelling of the abdomen due to severe protein malnutrition).

The more fundamentalist of the Church have been known to hire London thugs from the local underworld to 'act' as Janweed Militia and occaisionally raid the Church beating and subjugating the congregation.